cockeyed
/ˈkɑkˌaɪd/
adjective
- Crooked, lopsided, or not straight; physically askew.
- He wore his hat cockeyed, giving him a playful look.
- The picture on the wall was hanging cockeyed.
- The fence posts were all cockeyed after the storm.
- Absurd, ridiculous, or foolish; not sensible.
- His cockeyed reasoning left everyone confused.
- She had some cockeyed idea about building a rocket in her garage.
- That's a cockeyed plan that will never work.
- Having a squinting or misaligned eye; cross-eyed.
- The cockeyed cat always looked like it was staring at two things at once.
- In the cartoon, the cockeyed character was always bumping into things.
- He was born cockeyed but had surgery to fix it as a child.