hodaddies
/ˈhoʊdædiz/
noun
- Plural form of hodaddy; multiple older men who pretend to be surfers or beach enthusiasts but lack real skill or authenticity.
- The local surf shop was full of hodaddies buying gear they would never use.
- A group of hodaddies in vintage surf shirts tried to impress the teenagers.
- The hodaddies gathered at the pier, talking loudly about waves they never rode.